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At the end of camp, Julie won the prize for neatest trunk. Her mother was amazed.’How did your trunk get so neat?’ she asked her messy daughter.’It was easy,’ said Julie. ‘I just never unpacked!’
Did you hear the one about the phoney Cupid? He was totally bow-gus!
Why did the kangaroo love the little Australian bear? Because the bear had many fine koala-ties!
“Do you love me more than you love sleep?””I can’t answer now. It’s time for my nap!”
Freda: Boys whisper they love me.Fred: Well, they wouldn’t admit it out loud, would they?
How did the octopus lovers walk down the road?Arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm.
My brother’s looking for a girlfriend. Trouble is, he can’t find a girl who loves him as much as he loves himself.
