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The young Southern belle came to the hospital for a check-up. “Have you ever been x-rayed?”, asked the doctor. “Nope,” she replied, “But ah’ve been ultra-violated.”
What is the most breathless thing on television ? The Pink Panter Show !
There once was a German schoolteacher. She went to England to teach. When she arrived at the boardinghouse, she wanted to use the bathroom of the Water Closet. She sent a note with a messenger boy to the host asking where the WC was, thinking that the house knew what WC stood for. When the […]
They’re perfectly matched. He’s blinded by love and her looks are out of sight !
What’s a cow’s favourite love song?When I fall in love, it will be for heifer.
How many bankers does it take to change a light bulb?Four. One to hold the bulb, and three to try and remember the combination.the dentist, “what kind of filling would you like for that tooth?””Chocolate, please,” replied the youngster.
