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Did you hear about the man in the electric chair who asked the executioner to reverse the charges ?
Why did the knight run about shouting for a tin opener ? He had a bee in his suit of armour !
Last night I dreamt I ate a giant marshmallow. When I woke up my pillow was gone !
Do you love me?Of courseThen whisper something soft and sweet in my earLemon meringue pie !
I’m not rich like Jack, don’t have a mansion like Russell or have a Porsche like Martin but I do love you and want to marry you.I love you too, but what was that you said about Martin !
This morning I felt that today was going to be my lucky day. I got up at seven, had seven dollars in my pocket, there were seven of us at lunch and there were seven horses in the seven o’clock race – so I backed the seventh. Did it win?No, it came seventh. […]
What’s the difference between a sigh, a car and a monkey? A sigh is oh, dear. A car is too dear. A monkey is you, dear.
So one day, Gramma sent her grandson Johnny down to the water hole to get some water for cooking dinner. As he was dipping the bucket in, he saw two big eyes looking back at him. He dropped the bucket and hightailed it forGramma’s kitchen. “Well now, where’s my bucket and where’s my water?” Gramma […]
After wedding a young couple rented a town house in a large complex. Concerned about a leak in an upstairs bathroom, young woman called the manager several times, but nothing happened. Finally her husband reached the manager and, noting the seriousness of the problem, said, ” My wife is afraid the bathtub will fall through […]
