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What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect ?The Masked-quito !
What is the difference between a flea bitten dog and a bored visitor ?Ones going to itch and the other is itching to go !
Why did the firefly keep stealing things ?What goes “snap, crackle and pop” ?A firefly with a short circuit !
Two fleas where running across the top of a cereal packet ?”Why are we running so fast ?” said oneBecause it says “Tear along the dotted line”
What did one flea say to the other after a night out ?Shall we walk home or take a dog ?
What is a flea’s favourite book ?The itch-hikers guide to the galaxy !
What is the most faithful insect ?A flea, once they find someone they like they stick to them !
