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What is worse than an alligator with toothache ?A centipede with athlete’s foot !
Why was the centipede late ?Because he was playing “This little Piggy” with his baby brother !
What do you get if you cross a centipede and a chicken ?Enough drumsticks to feed an army !
How do you make a butterfly ?Flick it out of the butter dish with a knife !
What do you get if you cross a firefly and a moth ?An insect who can find its way around a dark wardrobe !
How do stones stop moths eating your clothes ?Because rolling stones gather no moths !
Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet ?He wanted to see the floor show !
Why was the moth so unpopular ?He kept picking holes in everything !
