Short bad funny jokesShort good, free, clean and best funny jokes

What did one centipede say to the other centipede ?You’ve got a lovely pair of legs, You’ve got a lovely pair of legs,You’ve got a lovely pair of legs,You’ve got a lovely pair of legs,You’ve got a lovely pair of legs,You’ve got a lovely pair of legs ….!

What pillar doesn’t need holding up ?A caterpillar !

What does a cat go to sleep on ?A caterpillow !

What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day ?Turns over a new leaf !

What is the definition of a caterpillar ?A worm in a fur coat !

Why don’t other bugs like earwigs ?Because they are always earwigging their conversations !

What kind of wig can hear ?An earwig !

What did the earwig say as it fell down the stairs ?Ear we go !

What did the maggot say to his friend when he got stuck in an apple ?Worm your way out of that one !

What do you call a grasshopper with no legs ?A grasshover !

What goes 99-clonk, 99-clonk, 99-clonk ?A centipede with a wooden leg !

Why was the centipede dropped from the insect football team ?He took too long to put his boots on !