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Why did the mosquito go to the dentist ?To improve his bite !

What is a mosquito’s favourite sport ?Skin-diving !

How do you know if you have a tough mosquito ?You slap him and he slaps you back !

What is the difference between a mosquito and a fly ?Try sewing buttons on a mosquito !

What is the most religious insect ?A mosque-ito !

What has 6 legs, bits and talks in code ?A morese-quito !

Why are mosquitos religious ?They prey on you !

Why did the fly fly ?

Why were the flies playing football in saucer ?They where playing for the cup !

How do fireflies start a race ?Ready steady glow !

If there are 5 flies in the kitchen how do you know which one is the American Football player ?The one in the sugar bowl !

What did one firefly say to the other ?Got to glow now !