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Why do raindrops like lightning at night?-So they can see where they are going
What did the hurricane say to the palm tree?-Hang onto your leaves, this will be no ordinary breeze
What did the lightning bolt say to the old oak tree?-Hang onto your bark, this will be no ordinary spark
What did the hail storm say to the roof?-Hang onto your shingles, this will be no ordinary sprinkles
What are hurricanes with a central dense overcast over the eye called?-Hurricanes with cataracts
Why did the updraft get pulled over?-It was speeding in a high shear zone
There was a communist named Rudolph. One day he looked out the window and said, “It looks like a storm is coming.” “No it isn’t,” said his wife. “Besides, how would you know?” “Because,” he responded, “Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.”
