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Two weathermen each broke an arm and a leg in an accident, and called from the hospital about the four casts.
Q. What did one tornado say to the other? A. “Let’s twist again, like we did last summer….”
Q. What’s the difference between ‘weather’ and ‘climate’? A. You can ‘t ‘weather’ a tree, but you can ‘climate’!
Q: What did the thermometer say to the other thermometer?A: You make my temperature rise.
Q: What did the hurricane say to the other hurricane?A: I have my eye on you.
Q: What’s the difference between a horse and the weather? A: One is reined up and the other rains down.
Jill: How did you find the weather on your vacation?Bill: I just went outside and there it was!
It only rains twice a year in Seattle: August through April and May through July.
What is the most popular sport played by raindrops and hail stones?-Diving
What type of sense of humor does rain have?-A very wet sense of humor
What type of sense of humor does a dust storm have?-A very dry sense of humor
