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Which weather features do drug…

22 Sep , 2015  

Which weather features do druggies like most?Highs

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What do freezing rain and cake…

22 Sep , 2015  

What do freezing rain and cake icing have in common?Both are a glaze

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Why were the vets and pounds m…

22 Sep , 2015  

Why were the vets and pounds mad?It was raining cats and dogs

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Out in Kansas, tornadoes often…

22 Sep , 2015  

Out in Kansas, tornadoes often hit with sudden devastation, and without warning. In one case, a house was completely whisked away, leaving only the foundation and first floor. A silver-haired farm lady was seen sitting dazed, in a bathtub, the only remaining part of the house left above the floor. The rescue squad rushed to […]

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Where did the meteorologist st…

22 Sep , 2015  

Where did the meteorologist stop for a drink on the way home from a long day in the studio? The nearest ISOBAR!!

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The Michaels family owned a sm…

22 Sep , 2015  

The Michaels family owned a small farm in Canada, just yards away from the North Dakota border. Their land had been the subject of a minor dispute between the United States and Canada for generations. Mrs. Michaels, who had just celebrated her ninetieth birthday, lived on the farm with her son and three grandchildren. One […]

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Q) How do you spot a happy mot…

22 Sep , 2015  

Q) How do you spot a happy motorcyclist in fair weather? A) He’s got bugs on his teeth.

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If you are standing in the mai…

22 Sep , 2015  

If you are standing in the main street of Amsterdam, and can’t see the clock tower of the Central Railway Station, that means it is raining. If you can see the clock tower, that means it is about to rain.

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Years ago, Nebraskans got tire…

22 Sep , 2015  

Years ago, Nebraskans got tired of leaning into the wind, having their top soil blown away, and chickens laying their eggs two and three times. Seems the wind continually came down from Canada, and there was nothing between Canada and Nebraska to stop it. The farmers all got together and decided to build a fence […]

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During the month of June and J…

22 Sep , 2015  

During the month of June and July. Here in the panhandle it got pretty hot in this area. In Fact people were even overworking in the heat. So one day I was working outside in the heat and then i thought i better get inside. My Boss asked me where i was going and i […]

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Recently during the heavy rain…

22 Sep , 2015  

Recently during the heavy rains they have experienced in New England the mail carrier for one neighborhood commeneted on the “pouring rain.” Well , atleast the dew point is coming down!

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There is a Shreveport cable TV…

22 Sep , 2015  

There is a Shreveport cable TV channel that broadcasts the (live) video of the Shreveport radar and the audio of the NOAA weather radio station. When explaining why he knew he should go into meteorology, he said that when he was young, he would sometimes watch the channel even when there were no echoes, just […]