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Weather jokes

What do clouds want to be when…

22 Sep , 2015  

What do clouds want to be when they grow up?-Thunderstorms

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In the summer desert heat, wha…

22 Sep , 2015  

In the summer desert heat, what did a dust devil say to the over-talkative dust devil?-You are really blowing a lot of hot air

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A weather intern walks into a …

22 Sep , 2015  

A weather intern walks into a bar and asks for a Cold Draft. Suddenly the bar door swings open and gusty cool air fills up the bar. After drinking his Draft things seem to get back to normal. The guy then orders a Thunderclap on ice. Suddenly the roof gets pelted with hail stones and […]

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Why did the tornado get arrest…

22 Sep , 2015  

Why did the tornado get arrested?-For speeding, theft, vandalism, assault and murder

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Where is a tornado put in jail…

22 Sep , 2015  

Where is a tornado put in jail to be punished?-In a high pressure cell

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Why can’t meteorologists forec…

22 Sep , 2015  

Why can’t meteorologists forecast the weather?-They are too busy studying comets and meteors

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How easy is it for wind gusts …

22 Sep , 2015  

How easy is it for wind gusts to talk to each other?-It is a breeze

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What type of music do lightnin…

22 Sep , 2015  

What type of music do lightning bolts listen to?-Rock and Roll

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Why do tornadoes move so errat…

22 Sep , 2015  

Why do tornadoes move so erratically?-They are dizzy

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How is a hailstone like an oni…

22 Sep , 2015  

How is a hailstone like an onion?-They are both whitish and have layers

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Why did the Aggie take a golf …

22 Sep , 2015  

Why did the Aggie take a golf club and a baseball glove storm chasing with him?-To golf the golf ball size hail and catch the baseball size hail

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How is snow white?-Pretty good…

22 Sep , 2015  

How is snow white?-Pretty good, according to the 7 dwarfs