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What did the primary rainbow say to the secondary rainbow?-Your pants are on backwards
Why don’t tornadoes watch Bill O’Reilly on FOXNEWS?-It is a no spin zone
A tornado walks into a bar and orders a Hurricane. The bartender asks why he is ordering a Hurricane when he is a tornado. The tornado responds with, “I am a hurricane induced tornado”.
Rumor has it that the new Miami baseball team will be called “Humidity” so that fans in Florida will be able to say, “It’s not the Heat that’s so bad, it’s the Humidity.”
The Indians asked their Chief in autumn, if the winter was going to be cold or not. Not really knowing an answer, the chief replies that the winter was going to be cold and that the members of the village were to collect wood to be prepared.Being a good leader, he then went to the […]
Waiter, there is a frog in my soup !Don’t worry sir there isn’t enough there to drown him !
Waiter, can you get rid of this fly in my starter !I can’t do that sir, he’s not had his main course yet !
