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Q. What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?A. You didn’t hold the pillow down long enough.
Q: What’s the best way to kill a man?A: Put a naked woman and a six-pack in front of him. Then tell him to pick only one.
Q: How does a man keep his youth?A: By giving her money, furs and diamonds.
Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?A: Rename the mail folder to “instruction manuals”
Why don’t women work as long and as hard as men in the office?They do it right first time.
What does it mean to come home to a man who’ll give you some love and tenderness?You’re in the wrong house.
Q. Why do men need instant replay on TV sports?A. Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened.
Q. What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?A. A widow.
Q. Why do men like love at first site? A. It saves them a lot of time.
