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How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes?Both of them.
What do you do with a bachelor who thinks he’s God’s gift? Exchange him.
What’s the difference between a new husband and a new dog? After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
How is being at a singles bar different from going to the circus? At the circus the clowns don’t talk.
How are men like noodles?They are always in hot water, they lack taste and they need dough.
A woman of 35 thinks of having children. What does a man of 35 think of?Dating children.
How many men does it take to make popcorn?Four, one to hold the pot, and three to act macho and shake the stove.
What’s a man idea of helping with the housework?Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.
