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What does a man consider to be a seven course meal?A hot dog and a six pack.
How are men like carpet tiles?If you lay them properly the first time around, you can walk all over them for the rest of your life.
Why do so few men end up in Heaven?They never stop to ask directions.
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?No one knows, it’s never happened.
How can you tell if a man is cheating on you?He has a bath more than once a month.
When do men insist that women are illogical?When a woman doesn’t agree with them.
Why does a man only get half-hour lunch-breaks?So his boss doesn’t have to retrain him.
Q. Why do men buy electric lawn mowers? A. So they can find their way back to the house.
