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Q. What’s the fastest way to a man’s heart? A. Through his chest with a sharp knife.
Q. Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking? A. Because those men already have boyfriends.
Q. How many men does it take to wallpaper a bathroom? A. Three, if you slice them very thinly.
Q. What makes a man think about a candlelight dinner?A. A power failure.
Q. What should you give a man who has everything?A. A woman to show him how to work it.
Q. What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man?A. His wife is good at picking out clothes.
Q. What’s a man’s idea of honestly in a relationship?A. Telling you his real name.
Q. What’s the best way to force a man to do sit ups?A. Put the remote control between his toes.
There were 11 people hanging on to a single rope that suspended them from a helicopter trying to bring them to safety. Ten were men; one was a woman. They all decided that one person would have to let go because if they didn’t, the rope would break and all of them would die. No […]
Q. How do men define a “50/50” relationship?A. We cook-they eat; we clean-they dirty; we iron-they wrinkle.
Q. How do men exercise on the beach?A. By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini.
