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Q. How does a man show he’s planning for the future?A. He buys two cases of beer instead of one.
Q. What do most men consider a gourmet restaurant?A. Any place without a drive-up window.
Men are like copiers. You need them for reproduction, but that’s about it.
Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money, they don’t generate much interest.
Men are like high heels. They’re easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.
Men are like curling irons. They’re always hot, and they’re always in your hair.
Men are like mini skirts. If you’re not careful, they’ll creep up your legs.
How many men does it take to open a beer? – None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.
Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? – Because a woman who can’t afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.
A husband was trying to prove to his wife that women talk more than men. He showed her a study which indicated that men use about 10,000 words per day, whereas women use 20,000 words per day. His wife thought about this for a while. She then told her husband that women use twice as […]
