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Where did the pilgrims land when they came to America?On their feet!
Teacher: Now class, whatever I ask, I want you to all answer at once. How much is six plus 4?Class: At once!
Teacher: Class, we will have only half a day of school this morning.Class: Hooray!Teacher: We will have the other half this afternoon!
Teacher: That’s quite a cough you have there, what are you taking for it?Pupil: I don’t know teacher. What will you give me?
Why aren’t you doing very well in history?Because the teacher keeps asking about things that happened before I was born!
Where did all the cuts and blood come from?The school went on a trip!
What’s the worst thing you’re likely to find in the school cafeteria?The food!
Father: How do you like going to school?Son: The going bit is fine, as is the coming home bit too, but I’m not too keen on the time in-between!
