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When a teacher closes his eyes, why should it remind him of an empty classroom?Because there are no pupils to see!
Teacher: How much is half of 8?Pupil: Up and down or across?Teacher: What do you mean?Pupil: Well, up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0!
Great news, teacher says we have a test today come rain or shine.So what’s so great about that?It’s snowing outside!
“Is your mother home?” the salesman asked a small boy sitting on the steps in front of a house. “Yeah, she’s home,” the boy said, scooting over to let him past. The salesman rang the doorbell, got no response, knocked once, then again. Still no one came to the door. Turning to the boy, the […]
An ideal homework excuseTeacher: Where is your homework?Pupil: I was mugged on the way to school and the mugger took everything I had
Did they play tennis in ancient Egypt?Yes, the bible tells how Joseph served in Pharoah’s court!
What does a carpet salesman give his wife for Valentine’s Day? Rugs and kisses!
Policeman: Why didn’t you check your speedometer?Driver: It broke when I hit 100.
