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An inexperienced real estate salesman asked his boss if he could refund the deposit to an angry customer who had discovered that the lot he had bought was under water.”What kind of salesman are you?” the boss scolded. “Get out there and sell him a boat.”
The top toothbrush salesman at the company was asked by his boss how he managed to sell so many brushes. He replied “It’s easy” and he pulled out his card table, setting his display of brushes on top. He told his boss, I lay the brushes out like this, and then I put out some […]
Salesman: This jug is genuine Indian pottery.Customer: But it says “Made in Cleveland.”Salesman: Haven’t you ever heard of the Cleveland Indians?
Customer: You said these pants were pure wool, but the label says “all cotton.”Salesman: Oh, that’s just to keep the moths away.
Salesman: Would you like to buy a pocket calculator?Customer: No, thanks. I know how many pockets I have.
A famous art collector is walking through the city when he notices a mangy cat lapping milk from a saucer in the doorway of a store and he does a double take. He recognizes that the saucer is extremely old and very valuable, so he walks casually into the store and offers to buy the […]
What does a carpet salesman give his wife for Valentine’s Day? Rugs and kisses!
Policeman: Why didn’t you check your speedometer?Driver: It broke when I hit 100.
Ned: What does your Dad sell ?Ed: Salt.Ned: Well, my dad is a salt seller, too.Ed: Shake.
What happened when the man asked the salesman for a good belt?”O.K., you asked for it,” the salesman said as he gave him a good belt.
The couple was standing staring at one of the more expensive models in the auto showroom. A salesman sensing their debate over the price moved in and said, “This model is priced just over the car which is priced a few dollars above the car which costs no more than some models of the lowest […]
