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Teacher: I’ll call you Fred Smith then.Pupil: My dad won’t like that.Teacher: Why is that?Pupil: He doesn’t like people taking the Mickey out of my name!
Teacher: Are you good at math?Pupil: Yes and noTeacher: What do you mean?Pupil: Yes, I’m no good at math!
I failed every subject except for algebra.How did you keep from failing that?I didn’t take algebra!
Son: I can’t go to school today. Father: Why not?Son: I don’t feel wellTeacher: Where don’t you feel well?Son: In school!
Teacher: What’s big and yellow and comes in the morning to brighten a mothers day?Pupil: The school bus!
Pupil: My teacher was mad with me because I didn’t know where the Rockies were.Mother: Well next time remember where you put things!
A history jokeTeacher: When was Rome built?Pupil: At night.Teacher: Why did you say that?Pupil: Because my Dad always says that Rome wasn’t built in a day!
Pupil (on phone) : My son has a bad cold and won’t be able to come to school today.School Secretary: Who is this?Pupil: This is my father speaking!
Mother: What was the first thing you learned in class?Daughter: How to talk without moving my lips!
Teacher: You’re new here aren’t you, what’s your name?Pupil: Fred Mickey Smith
Teacher: Why is the Mississippi such an unusual river?Pupil: Because it has four eyes and can’t see!
Teacher: Is Lapland heavily populated?Class: No, there are not many Lapps to the mile!Teacher: Name an animal that lives in Lapland!Pupil: A reindeerTeacher: Good, now name another.Class: Another reindeer!
