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An ideal homework excuse Teacher: Where is your homework?Pupil: I didn’t do it because I didn’t want to add to your already heavy workload.
An ideal homework excuseTeacher: Where is your homework?Pupil: Our furnace stopped working and we had to burn it to stop ourselves from freezing
Teacher: Can anyone tell me how many seconds there are in a year?Pupil: 12 – 2nd January, 2nd February…!
An ideal homework excuseTeacher: Where is your homework?Pupil: Some aliens from outer space borrowed it so they could study how the human brain worked
Mother: What did you learn in school todaySon: How to write Mother: What did you write?Son: I don’t know, they haven’t taught us how to read yet!
Teacher: Didn’t you hear me call you?Pupil: But you said not to answer you back!
Teacher: This is the third time I’ve had to tell you off this week, what have you got to say about that?Pupil: Thank heavens it’s Friday!
Why was the headmaster worried?Because there were too many rulers in school!
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?Because his class was so bright!
A history jokeTeacher: When was Rome built?Pupil: At night.Teacher: Why did you say that?Pupil: Because my Dad always says that Rome wasn’t built in a day!
Teacher: You aren’t paying attention to me. Are you having trouble hearing?Pupil: No, teacher I’m having trouble listening!
Teacher: Why is the Mississippi such an unusual river?Pupil: Because it has four eyes and can’t see!
