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Teacher: You copies from Fred’s exam paper didn’t you?Pupil: How did you know?Teacher: Fred’s paper says “I don’t know” and you have put “Me, neither”!
Teacher: I hope I didn’t see you looking at Fred’s test paper.Pupil: I hope you didn’t see me either!
Teacher: What came after the stone age and the bronze age?Pupil: The sausage!
Father: What did the teacher think of your idea?Son: She took it like a lambTeacher: Really?, what did she say?Son: Baa!
Mother: Why did you just swallow the money I gave you?Son: Well you did say it was my lunch money!
Little Monster: I hate my teacher.Mother Monster: Well just eat your salad up then dear!
An ideal homework excuseTeacher: Where is your homework?Pupil: Some aliens from outer space borrowed it so they could study how the human brain worked
Teacher: Can anyone tell me how many seconds there are in a year?Pupil: 12 – 2nd January, 2nd February…!
An ideal homework excuse Teacher: Where is your homework?Pupil: My little sister ate it!
An ideal homework excuseTeacher: Where is your homework?Pupil: I left it in my shirt and my mother put it in the washing machine
Bad timing for an excuse Teacher: Why were you late?Pupil: Sorry, teacher, I overslept.Teacher: It’s three in the afternoon!
An ideal homework excuse Teacher: Where is your homework?Pupil: I didn’t do it because I didn’t want to add to your already heavy workload.
