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What did you learn in school today?Not enough, I have to go back tomorrow!

Father: How were the exam questions?Son: EasyFather: Then why look so unhappy?Son: The questions didn’t give me any trouble, just the answers!

What are you going to be when you get out of school?An old man!

Did you hear about the cross eyed teacher?He couldn’t control his pupils!

Teacher: What family does the octopus belong to?Pupil: Nobody I know!

What’s yellow, has wheels and lies on its back?A dead school bus!

Little Monster: I hate my teacher.Mother Monster: Well just eat your salad up then dear!

Teacher: You copies from Fred’s exam paper didn’t you?Pupil: How did you know?Teacher: Fred’s paper says “I don’t know” and you have put “Me, neither”!

Teacher: Why can’t you ever answer any of my questions?Pupil: Well if I could there wouldn’t be much point in me being here!

Teacher: I hope I didn’t see you looking at Fred’s test paper.Pupil: I hope you didn’t see me either!

Teacher, I can’t solve this problem.Any five year old should be able to solve this one.No wonder I can’t do it then, I’m nearly ten!

Father: What did the teacher think of your idea?Son: She took it like a lambTeacher: Really?, what did she say?Son: Baa!