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Be sure that you go straight home after schoolI can’t, I live just round the corner !
Teacher: Where is the English Channel ?Pupil: I don’t know, my TV doesn’t pick it up
The teacher was reviewing counting with her first-grade class. “Jackie,” she asked, “can you count to 10 without mistakes?””Yes,” said Jackie, and she did.”Now, Fred,” said the teacher, “can you count from 10 to 20?””That depends,” said Fred, “with or without mistakes”!
Teacher: Are you good at math ?Pupil: Yes and noTeacher: What do you mean ?Pupil: Yes, I’m no good at math !
Teacher: Why does the statue of liberty stand in New York harbour ?Pupil: Because it can’t sit down !
Teacher: Give me three reasons why the world is roundPupil: Well my dad says so, my mum says so and you say so !
Teacher: What’s 2 and 2Pupil: 4Teacher: That’s goodPupil: Good ?, that’s perfect !
Teacher: How much is half of 8Pupil: Up and down or across ?Teacher: What do you mean ?Pupil: Well,up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0
Teacher: If I lay one egg here and another there, how many eggs will there be?Fred: None!Fred (surprised): Why not?Fred: Because you can’t lay eggs!
Playing truant from school is like a credit cardFun now, pay later !
The brain is a wonder ful thingWhy do you say that ? Because it starts working the second you get up in the morning and never stops until you get asked a question in class !
