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Teacher : Would you at the back of the room stop passing notes.Pupil : We’re not passing notes. We’re playing cards !
Teacher : Why are you the only child in the classroom today ?Pupil : Because I was the only one who didn’t have school dinners yesterday !
Father: Well Son, how are your exam results ?Son: They’re under waterFather: What do you mean ?Son: Below “C” level !
Teacher : In the exam you will be allowed 30 minutes for each question.Pupil : How long for the answer sir !
Teacher : What are you doing, crawling into school ten minutes late ?Pupil : Well you told me never to walk into school ten minutes late !
Are you in the top half of your class ?No, I’m one of the students who make the top half possible !
Teacher : Give me a sentence with the words defence, defeat and detail in it.Pupil : When a horse jumps over defence, defeat go before detail !
Teacher : What is the most common phrase used in school ?Pupil : I don’t knowTeacher: Correct !
Teacher : If you had five apples on your desk and the boy next to you took three what would you have ?Pupil : A fight !
Teacher : Billy, please don’t whistle while studying.Billy : Oh, but I’m not studying – just whistling !
Teacher : What’s happens to gold when it is exposed to the air ?Pupil : It’s stolen !
