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Teacher : Were you copying his sums ?Pupil : No Sir, just seeing if he got mine right !
Teacher : Make up a sentence using the word lettuce !Pupil : Let us out of school early !
Teacher : Tommy, put some more water in the fish tank !Pupil : Why, Miss, I only put some in yesterday and he hasn’t drunk that yet !
Teacher : What’s happens to gold when it is exposed to the air ?Pupil : It’s stolen !
Teacher : Billy, please don’t whistle while studying.Billy : Oh, but I’m not studying – just whistling !
Teacher : What is the most common phrase used in school ?Pupil : I don’t knowTeacher: Correct !
Teacher : The word politics – can you give me an example of how to use it ?Pupil : My parrot swallowed a watch and now Polly ticks !
Teacher: What’s 2 and 2Pupil: 4Teacher: That’s goodPupil: Good ?, that’s perfect !
Be sure that you go straight home after schoolI can’t, I live just round the corner !
The teacher was reviewing counting with her first-grade class. “Jackie,” she asked, “can you count to 10 without mistakes?””Yes,” said Jackie, and she did.”Now, Fred,” said the teacher, “can you count from 10 to 20?””That depends,” said Fred, “with or without mistakes”!
Teacher: I’d like to go through one whole day without having to tell you off.Pupil: You have my permission !
Teacher: Why didn’t you answer me ?Pupil: I did, I shook my headTeacher: You don’t expect me to hear it rattling from here do you !
