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Teacher: How much is half of 8Pupil: Up and down or across ?Teacher: What do you mean ?Pupil: Well,up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0
Fred: I’ve added these figures ten times. Teacher: Good work! Fred: And here are my ten answers !
Teacher: If I gave you three rabbits today and five rabbits tomorrow, how many rabbits would you have?Jackie: Nine.Teacher: That’s not right, you’d have eight.Jackie: No, Teacher, I’d have nine. I already have one rabbit at home!
Fred: I got 100 in school today.Mother: Wonderful. What did you get 100 in?Jason: Two things: I got 50 in Spelling and 50 in History.Mother: Well, at least you can add !
TEACHER: Jackie, take 932 from 1,439. What is the difference?Stella: That’s what I say, what’s the difference`?
Jackie stood quietly as her father examined her report card.”What is this 45 in math?” asked her father.”I think that’s the size of the class,” she said quickly!
If I had five coconuts and I gave you three, how many would I have left ?I don’t know.Why not ?In our school we do all our arithmetic in apples and oranges.
Our teacher talks to herself does yours ?Yes, but she does’t realise it, she thinks we’re actually listening !
Mother: Did you enjoy the school outing, dear ?Jane: Yes, and we’re going again tomorrow.Mother: Really ? Why’s that ?Jane: To try and find the kids we left behind.
Teacher: That’s quite a cough you have there, what are you taking for it ?Pupil: I don’t know teacher. What will you give me ?
Why were you late ?Sorry, teacher, I overslept.You mean you need to sleep at home too !
A school teacher injured his back and had to wear a plaster cast around the upper part of his body. He wore it under his shirt and it was not noticeable at all. On the first day of the term, still with the cast under his shirt, he found himself assigned to the toughest class […]
