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‘I’m not going to school today,’ Alexander said to his mother. ‘The teachers bully me and the boys in my class don’t like me.’ ‘Why ?”Firstly, you’re 35 years old. Secondly, you’re the principal.’
Teacher: Didn’t you know the bell had gone? Fred: I didn’t take it, Miss.
School Principal: I’ve called you into my office, Peter, because I want to talk to you about two words I wish you wouldn’t use so often. One is “great” and the other is “lousy.” Peter: Certainly, sir. What are they?
How many students does it take to change a light bulb?None. Light bulb changing isn’t in the course notes.
A school teacher injured his back and had to wear a plaster cast around the upper part of his body. He wore it under his shirt and it was not noticeable at all. On the first day of the term, still with the cast under his shirt, he found himself assigned to the toughest class […]
Teacher: Why do you want to work in a bank, Alan? Fred: ‘Cuz there’s money in it, sir.
Johnny comes back from school crying and says, “Mommy all the kids in the school say I have a big head.” His mother replies, “No you don’t Johnny. You have a hideously deformed head. The other children are merely hiding the truth to protect your feelings.” […]
What’s the longest piece of furniture in the school? The multiplication table.
Did you hear what happened when there was an epidemic of laryngitis at school? The school nurse sent everyone to the croakroom.
Teacher: What happened to your homework? Pupil: I made it into a paper plane and someone hijacked it.
‘Ann!’ the teacher shouted one day at the girl who had been daydreaming out the window. ‘If India has the world’s second largest population, oranges are 50 cents for six and it costs $3 for a day return to Austin, how old am I ?’Thirty two!”Why did you say that ?”Well, my brother’s sixteen and […]
Teacher: Why are you late, Joseph?Joseph: Because of a sign down the road.Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your being late?Joseph: The sign said, “School Ahead, Go Slow!”
