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Teacher: What time do you get up in the morning ?About an hour and a half after I arrived at school
Teacher: Can anyone give me the name of a liquid that won’t freeze ?Pupil: Hot water !
Mother: How do you like your new teacher ?Son: I don’t. She told me to sit up the front for the present and then she didn’t give me one !
Teacher : Can’t you retain anything in your head overnight ?Pupil : Of course, I’ve had this cold in my head for two days !
What do French pupils say after finishing their school dinners ?Mercy !
Art Teacher: The picture of the horse is good, but where is the wagon ?Pupil: The horse will draw it !
Teacher : Why are you reading the last pages of your history book first ?Pupil: I want to know how it ends !
Teacher: What can we do to stop polluting our waters ?Pupil: Stop taking baths ?
Teacher: Why are you picking your nose in class ?Pupil: My mother won’t let me do it at home !
Teacher: If you have five haystacks in one corner, five in another and two in another, how many would you have ?Pupil: One big haystack !
Teacher : Would you at the back of the room stop passing notes.Pupil : We’re not passing notes. We’re playing cards !
Teacher: This note from your father looks like your handwriting ?Pupil: Well, yes, he borrowed my pen !
