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What’s the difference between …

11 Oct , 2010  

What’s the difference between a hunter and a fisherman?A hunter lies in wait. A fisherman waits and lies.

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The Wednesday-night church ser…

11 Oct , 2010  

The Wednesday-night church service coincided with the last day of hunting season. Our pastor asked who had bagged a deer. No one raised a hand. Puzzled, the pastor said, “I don’t get it. Last Sunday many of you said you were were unable to make service because of hunting season. I had the whole congregation […]

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What’s the easiest way for a G…

11 Oct , 2010  

What’s the easiest way for a Gorilla hunter to make money?Collect unemployment insurance!

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Did you hear about the bear hu…

11 Oct , 2010  

Did you hear about the bear hunter? Well, he was out hunting for bears one day, and soon came across a large, trophy sized bear. He raised his rifle and took careful aim. Just as he was about to pull the trigger, the bear turned and began tospeak to him!”Isn’t it better to talk than […]

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Two rednecks from Arkansas wer…

11 Oct , 2010  

Two rednecks from Arkansas were out hunting. They decided to separate to get a better chance of catching something.The first redneck says to the other, “If you get lost, fire three shots into the air every hour. That way I can pinpoint you and find you.”After about three hours, the second redneck finds he is […]

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Two hunters went moose hunting…

11 Oct , 2010  

Two hunters went moose hunting every winter without success. Finally, they came up with a fool-proof plan. They got a very authentic cow moose costume and learned the mating call of a cow moose. The plan was to hide in the costume, lure the bull, then come out of the costume and shoot the bull. […]

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What does the lion say to his …

11 Oct , 2010  

What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food ? ‘Let us prey.’

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A young reporter went to a ret…

11 Oct , 2010  

A young reporter went to a retirement home to interview an aged but legendary explorer. The reporter asked the old man to tell him the most frightening experience he had ever had. The old explorer said, “Once I was hunting Bengal tigers in the jungles of India. I was on a narrow path and my […]

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A couple of hunters from Pragu…

11 Oct , 2010  

A couple of hunters from Prague are out hunting, and an emormous bear runs up and in a single gulp devours one of the hunters. Miraculously, the swallowed hunter remained alive, trapped in the belly of the grizzly.The other hunter runs back to town and organizes a rescue party which heads back to the woods […]

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What do you get if you cross a…

11 Oct , 2010  

What do you get if you cross a telephone with a hunting dog? A golden receiver!

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A Cowboy was going deer huntin…

11 Oct , 2010  

A Cowboy was going deer hunting.. His blonde wife said she was going with him.. That they never did anything together.. So, they went.. He put her in a stand by herself.. Later in the morning he heard her shoot.. He went over to her stand and she was pointing her rifle at a guy […]

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An avid duck hunter was in the…

11 Oct , 2010  

An avid duck hunter was in the market for a new bird dog. His search ended when he found a dog that could actually walk on water to retrieve a duck. Shocked by his find, he was sure none of his friends would ever believe him. He decided to try to break the news to […]