WIFE: The 2 things I cook best are meatloaf and apple pie.HUSBAND: Which is this?
WIFE: “You look tired, honey. How about a nice steak, mashed potatoes and an apple pie for dessert?”HUSBAND: “No thanks. I’m too tired. Let’s just eat at home.”
What could you do if you were on a desert island without food or water? Open your watch: drink from the spring, and eat the sand which is (sandwiches) there.
If there were no food left, what could people do?Country people could eat their forest preserves and city people could have their traffic jams.
Knock KnockWho’s there !Bacon !Bacon who ?Bacon a cake for your birthday !
Knock KnockWho’s there !Bean !Bean who ?Bean working very hard today !
Knock KnockWho’s there !Butter !Butter who ?Butter wrap up – it’s cold out here !
A fat girl went into a cafe and ordered two slices of apple pie with four scoops of ice cream cover with lashings of raspberry sauce and piles of chopped nuts.’Would you like a cherry on the top ?’ asked the waitress.’No, thanks,’ said the girl, ‘I’m on a diet !’
Camper: There’s something wrong with my hot dog.Cook: Don’t tell me. I’m not a veterinarian.
