Several women were discussing what they should have for dinner. “If you’re watching your weight,” came one suggestion, “those diet frozen dinners are good.” The man then added: “But get two. They’re small.”

Do you feel like a glass of carrot juice? Why? Do I look like one?

Would you like a duck egg for supper? Only if you quack it for me.

What could you do if you were on a desert island without food or water? Open your watch: drink from the spring, and eat the sand which is (sandwiches) there.

If there were no food left, what could people do?Country people could eat their forest preserves and city people could have their traffic jams.

What do you get if you cross an alien and a hot drink ?Gravi-tea !

Knock KnockWho’s there !Bacon !Bacon who ?Bacon a cake for your birthday !

Knock KnockWho’s there !Bean !Bean who ?Bean working very hard today !

Knock KnockWho’s there !Beef !Beef who ?Beef fair now !

Knock KnockWho’s there !Butter !Butter who ?Butter wrap up – it’s cold out here !

What food is good for the brain?Noodle soup.

Why are oranges like bells?You can peel (peal) both of them.