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Why did the girl who worked for the telephone company sing all the time?Because she was an operetta (operator).
What happened when the slave put his head into a lions mouth to count how many teeth he had ?The lion closed its mouth to see how many heads the slave had !
What do you get if you cross a pig and a telephone ?A lot of crackling on the line !
Caller: Operator! Operator! Do you know my boyfriend’s line has been busy for an hour? Operator: No, but if you hum a few bars, I might be able to sing along with you.
How do Iranians speak on the telephone?Persian-to-Persian (person-to-person).
What do you call a telephone call from one vicar to another ?A parson to parson call !
What do you get when you cross a telephone with a pair of pants? Bell-bottoms!
What game do you play if you don’t take care of your teeth?Tooth (truth) or Consequences.
