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Why did the chicken walk on the telephone wire? She wanted to lay it on the line!
How can you tell if someone who’s just had a perm is on the phone? You get a frizzy signal!
Caller: My goodness, Operator! Your nose is so stuffed up, I can’t understand you. You should really take something for that cold. Operator: Good idea. I’ll take the rest of the day off!
What do you get if you cross a telephone with a fat football player? A wide receiver.
Hello, police? Please send an officer over to 324 London Road right away! Sorry, this isn’t the police station. It’s the Delicatessen. Oh. Well, in that case, please send over a pastrami sandwich!
What do you get if you cross a telephone with a night crawler? Ringworm!
Caller: Operator! Operator! Do you know my boyfriend’s line has been busy for an hour? Operator: No, but if you hum a few bars, I might be able to sing along with you.
What do you get when you cross a telephone with a pair of pants? Bell-bottoms!
