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What happened to the little frog who sat on the telephone? He grew up to be a bellhop!
How can you tell if someone who’s just had a perm is on the phone? You get a frizzy signal!
What do you get if you cross a phone with a rooster? A wake-up call!
How can you tell if someone who’s having a temper tantrum is on the phone? You get a tizzy signal!
Why did the chicken walk on the telephone wire? She wanted to lay it on the line!
What did the answering machine say to the telephone? Take my word for it.