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Why did Dr Frankenstein have his telephone cut off? Because he wanted to win the Nobel prize!
The new office-boy came into his boss’s office and said, “I think you’re wanted on the phone, sir.” “What d’you mean, you think?” demanded the boss. “Well, sir, the phone rang, I answered it and a voice said ‘is that you, you old fool?”
Willie: “I have an awful toothache.”Tommie: “I’d have it taken out if it was mine.”Willie: “Yes, if it was yours, I would, too.”
Who was that on the phone, Fred? Fred: No one important. Just some man who said it was long distance from Australia, so I told him I knew that already and put the phone down !
Mother: Has your tooth stopped hurting yet?…Son: I don’t know. The dentist kept it
Why didn’t the monster use toothpaste? Because he said his teeth weren’t loose.
What did one tooth say to the other tooth?”Thar’s gold in them thar fills.”
