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What’s the difference between a vampire with toothache and a rainstorm? One roars with pain and the other pours with rain.
What sort of an act do you do? I bend over backwards and pick up a handkerchief with my teeth.Anything else? Then I bend over backwards and pick up my teeth.
What comes out at night and goes Munch, munch, ouch! A vampire with a rotten tooth.
“Your teeth are like the stars,” he said, As he pressed her hand, so white. He spoke the truth, for, like the stars, Her teeth came out at night!
How do you spell “we” with two letters without using the letters W and E?U and I.
How do you spell elephant ? E-l-l-e-e-f-a-n-t”That’s not how the dictionary spells it””You didn’t ask me how the dictionary spelt it !”
