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What did one tooth say to the other? Get your cap on, the dentist is taking us out tonight.
How do you spell elephant ? E-l-l-e-e-f-a-n-t”That’s not how the dictionary spells it””You didn’t ask me how the dictionary spelt it !”
Fred came home from his first day at school. “Nothing exciting happened”, he told his mother, “Except the teacher didn’t know how to spell cat so I told her”
What did the Abominable Snowman do after he had had his teeth pulled out? He ate the dentist.
Why does a vampire clean his teeth three times a day? To prevent bat breath.
THE teacher announced that to practice spelling, each member of the class would say what their fathers did for a living and then spell the occupation. Mary went first. “My Dad is a baker, b-a-k-e-r, and if he were here, he would give everyone a cookie.” Next came Tommy. “My dad is a banker, b-a-n-k-e-r, […]
Little Johnny wasn’t very good at spelling. During an oral spelling exam, the teacher wrote the word “new” on the blackboard. “Now,” she asked Johnny, “what word would we have if we placed a “K” in the front?”After a moment’s reflection, Johnny said, “Canoe?”
