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A little guy gets on a plane and sits next to the window.A few minutes later, a big, heavy, strong mean-looking, hulking guy plops down in the seat next to him and immediately falls asleep. The little guy starts to feel a little airsick, but he’s afraid to wakethe big guy up to ask if […]
First apple: You look down in the dumps. What’s eating you? Second apple: Worms, I think.
Why didn’t the two worms go into Noah’s ark in an apple?Because everyone had to go in pairs !
What did one maggot say to the other who was stuck in an apple? Worm your way out of that one, then!
The desk sergeant answered the phone, and at once a woman began screaming. “You’ve got to help me! There’s a giant gray thing in my yard, and it’s pulling apples off the tree with its tail!” “What’s he doing with the apples?” the sergeant asked. “If I told you,” the woman cried, “you wouldn’t believe […]
