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What kind of ants are very lea…

8 Jul , 2009  

What kind of ants are very learned ?Pedants !

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Who was the most famous ant sc…

8 Jul , 2009  

Who was the most famous ant scientist ?Albert Antstein !

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What is even bigger than an el…

8 Jul , 2009  

What is even bigger than an elephant ?A giant !

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How many ants are needed to fi…

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How many ants are needed to fill an apartment ?Ten ants !

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What do you call an ant who li…

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What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle ?Your great-ant !

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What do you call an ant who li…

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What do you call an ant who likes to be alone ?An independant !

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What medicine would you give a…

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What medicine would you give an ill ant ?Antibiotics !

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What kind of ant can you colou…

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What kind of ant can you colour with ?A crayant !

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What do you call a greedy ant …

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What do you call a greedy ant ?An anteater !

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What do you call an ant with f…

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What do you call an ant with five pairs of eyes ?Antteneye !

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What kind of ant is good at ma…

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What kind of ant is good at maths ?An accountant !

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What do you get if you cross s…

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What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics ?All sorts of antics !