Ant jokes
8 Jul , 2009
What do you call an ant in space ?Cosmonants & Astronants !
What do you call a smart ant ?Elegant !
What kind of ants are very learned ?Pedants !
Who was the most famous ant scientist ?Albert Antstein !
What is even bigger than an elephant ?A giant !
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment ?Ten ants !
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle ?Your great-ant !
What do you call an ant who likes to be alone ?An independant !
What medicine would you give an ill ant ?Antibiotics !
11 May , 2009
Who is the most famous French ant ?Napoleant !
Why did the ant-elope ?Nobody gnu !
Why don’t anteaters get sick ?Because they are full of antibodies!