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School lunches are not generally popular with those that have to eat them, and sometimes with good reason. “What kind of pie do you call this ?” asked one schoolboy indignantly.”What’s it taste of ?” asked the cook. “Glue!” “Then it’s apple pie, the plum pie tastes of soap.”
How does an apple a day keep the doctor away? When you take careful aim.
Once upon a time there were five apples Which was the cowboy? None – because they were all redskins.
What can a whole apple do that half an apple can’t do? It can look round.
If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, what does an onion do? Keeps everyone away.
Did you hear about the witch who had the ugliest baby in the world? She didn’t push the pram – she pulled it.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Baby Owl. Baby Owl who? Baby Owl see you later, baby not.
