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Ant jokes
8 Jul , 2009
What do you call an ant with five pairs of eyes ?Antteneye !
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics ?All sorts of antics !
What do you call an ant who skips school ?A truant !
Where do ants go for their holidays ?Frants !
What is smaller than an ant’s dinner ?An ant’s mouth !
How come if ants are always so busy they always get time to show up at picnics ?
What do you call a 100 year old ant ?An antique !
What do you call an ant in space ?Cosmonants & Astronants !
What do you call a smart ant ?Elegant !
What kind of ants are very learned ?Pedants !
Who was the most famous ant scientist ?Albert Antstein !
What is even bigger than an elephant ?A giant !
