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Why can elephants swim – and aardvarks can’t?Aardvarks don’t have trunks!
What did the aardvark say when he lost the race to the ant?If you can’t beat ’em, eat ’em!
Who won the animal race?The giraffe and the aardvark were running neck and neck, but the aardvark won by a nose!
Why does mama aardvark call her husband a cannibal?Because he ate his ant for dinner!
Why do aardvarks make undesirable neighbors?Because they always have their noses in other people’s business!
How many aardvarks can ride on an elephant?Six… three on the back and three in the trunk!
What did the impatient waiter ask the gluttonous aardvark?Is that your final ant, sir!
