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Why are cigarettes sold at gas…

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Why are cigarettes sold at gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?

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Does killing time damage etern…

8 Jul , 2009  

Does killing time damage eternity?

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How come it takes so little ti…

8 Jul , 2009  

How come it takes so little time for a child who is afraid of the dark to become a teenager who wants to stay out all night?

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Do vegetarians eat animal crac…

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Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?

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What Mrs. Dumpty gave Humpty?…

8 Jul , 2009  

What Mrs. Dumpty gave Humpty?

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Have you ever imagined a world…

8 Jul , 2009  

Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?

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Why isn’t phonetic spelled the…

8 Jul , 2009  

Why isn’t phonetic spelled the way it sounds?

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How come wrong numbers are nev…

8 Jul , 2009  

How come wrong numbers are never busy?

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How long will a floating point…

8 Jul , 2009  

How long will a floating point operation float?

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You know that little indestruc…

8 Jul , 2009  

You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes – why can’t they make the whole plane out of the same substance?

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You know how most packages say…

8 Jul , 2009  

You know how most packages say “Open here”. What is the protocol if the package says, “Open somewhere else”?

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If a fly has no wings would yo…

8 Jul , 2009  

If a fly has no wings would you call him a walk?