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Aardvark jokes
8 Jul , 2009
Where does the aardvark family always come first?In the phone book!
What do you call a boxing match between two aardvarks?A snout bout!
What do you call an aardvark that’s just won a fight?A well ‘aardvark!
What do you call an aardvark that’s just lost a fight?A vark!
What do you call an aardvark that’s been thrown out of a pub?A barredvark!
What do you call an aardvark outside Buckingham Palace?A guardvark!
What do you call an aardvark in a frying pan?A lardvark!
What do you call a pickled aardvark?A jarredvark!
What do you call an aardvark that plays poker?A cardvark!
What do you call a thick-skinned aardvark?A hardvark!
What do you call an aardvark good with a light saber?A darthvark!
What do you call an aardvark that writes poems?A bardvark!
