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What are the aardvark’s favorite Beatle’s songs?It’s Been an Aards Day’s Night and I Want to Hold Your Ant!
What’s worse than a giraffe with a sore throat?An aardvark with the sniffles!
What command does the aardvark give most often when he sails?Snout about!
Why do aardvarks like to talk to ants?They can stick to the subject!
Why was Easter the aardvark’s favorite holiday?Because he liked aard-boiled eggs!
What has 200 legs, 50 noses, and is very loud?A herd of stampeding aardvarks!
