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What are the most athletic rodents?Track and field mice.

Q. Why did Mrs. Smokey the Bear divorce Smokey the Bear?A. Because every time she got hot, he’d beat her with a shovel!

Q: What did the emu say to the nurse? A: Mend her bones or walk the plank

Why don’t lobsters share?They’re shellfish.

Where do you find a down-and-out octopus ? On squid row !

What does an octopus wear on a cold day?A coat of arms!

What’s wet and wiggly and says how do you do sixteen times? Two octopuses shaking hands.

What does an octopus take on a camping trip?Tentacles!

What does a squid sheriff form?An octoposse!

Who was the most famous pirate octopus?Captain Squid!

What’s an octopuses favourite latin saying?Squid pro quo!

What happens when sharks take their clothes off ? They go sharkers !