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Waiter, there is a fly in my soup!Sorry sir, maybe I’ve forgotten it when I removed the other three.
Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup!Surely not, sir. It must be one of those vitamin bees you hear so much about.
Waiter, there’s a fly swimming in my soup!Then we’ve served you too much soup, the fly should be wading
Waiter, there’s a dead fly in my soup!Yes sir, it’s the hot water that kills them.
Waiter, there’s a dead fly in my soup!What do you expect for $1 – a live one?
Waiter, waiter, there’s a bee in my soup.Yes Sir, it’s the fly’s day off.
Waiter, I’d like a cup of coffee, please, with no cream.I’m sorry, sir, but we’re out of cream. How about with no milk?
Waiter, what is this stuff?That’s bean salad sir.I know what it’s been, but what is it now?
Waiter, I can’t seem to find any oysters in this oyster soup.Would you expect to find angels in angel cake?
Waiter, your tie is in my soup!That’s all right, sir, it’s not shrinkable.
And how did you find your steak sir?Well, quite accidentally. I moved this tomato slice and there it was
