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A man moved to a mountain top to get rid of the hustle and be alone. One day he heard a knock at the door and no one was there but then he looked down and there sat a snail and it said “it is quite cold out here can I come in?” the man […]
Look over there! Said the frightened skunk to his pal.”There’s a human with a gun, and he’s getting closer and closer! What are we going to do?”To which the second skink calmly replied, “Let us spray .”
A fish walks into a bar, the bartender asks,”What would you like?” the fish says holding his neck, “Water”.
Customer: Give me a hot dog.Waiter: With pleasure.Customer: No, with mustard.
Waiter, what’s this fly doing in my soup?Um, looks to me to be backstroke, sir
Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup!Don’t worry sir, the spider on the breadroll will get ’em.
Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup!No sir, that’s a cockroach, the fly is on your steak.
Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup!Keep it down sir, or they’ll all be wanting one.
Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup!Its OK, Sir, there’s no extra charge!
Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup!Force of habit, sir. Our chef used to be a tailor.
Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup!Couldn’t be, sir. The cook used them all in the raisin bread.
Waiter, there is a fly in my soup!I know, but unfortunately we are out of turtle.
